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  • lskreddy
    08-22 03:48 PM
    Del Rey, Bernsen & Loewy, LLP - San Francisco - just Google them....you should be able to find contact information. They've treated me wonderfully!!

    Were you kidding or serious? You just quoted the very same name that guy is to avoid.

    Fragomen is the only part missing in the name you mentioned. I hope the other three didn't ditch Fragomen to start DBL..




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  • canmt
    10-19 01:25 PM
    The guideline issued by the Director of USCIS to field officers to interpret AC 21 does not take into consideration the geographic location of the new employer.

    I cannot say how USCIS will interpret AC 21 cases where the salary is more or less than prevailing wages specified in labor certification but USCIS will issue a request for evidence to get a letter from your new employer to state that your terms and conditions of approved labor certification continue to exist.

    This could mean the new employer has no obligation to pay you as per your labor certification but once the green card is approved he would pay the money mentioned in the labor certification. No one can enforce this since both you and employer will look for bottom line profits.

    If you have an offer with same or more money than the privileging wage determination in your approved labor certification you should be good but I don’t know how USCIS will interpret the AC 21 where geographic location of the employer is different. For example if the labor is certified in NYC with 120k and I take up 100k job at Raleigh more than prevailing wage for that location and currently i'm paid 75k till I get my green card as employer is not obligated to pay the salary as per wage determination in NYC.

    I hope this helps and good luck on your green card chase.




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  • bobzibub
    09-19 05:55 PM
    Excellent Strategy

    For the lay person to understand the economic consequences of skilled immigration, one can ask what would happen if they took a million highly skilled American workers out of the economy. That would clearly be bad.
    How would the removal of a million skilled non-Americans be different? The economy as a whole would take a major hit in both cases.

    Cheers,
    -b




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  • mihird
    09-17 11:57 PM
    I will tell your first hand, the path to becoming a doctor is TOUGH...

    You will need a lot of brains to clear those USMLE exams
    You will need a lot of money to appear for those USMLE exams/residency interviews
    You will need a lot of patience since it takes a minimum of 2 years to be able to apply.

    Here's what you do.

    My wife was here in the US on a H4 the past 2 years while she did all her prep work/exams etc., but assuming your brother is in India.

    1. Give USMLE Step 1 & Step 2 exams - they are conducted in India
    Each one takes about 6 months of prep time and
    shoot for a score in the upper 80s or preferably 90s - very
    few people get such high scores..
    2. Then one needs to get a B2 visa to appear for Step 3
    Step 3 is only conducted in the US
    (You WILL need the Step 3 cleared for H1 sponsorship)
    Good luck getting that B2 - plenty of people are
    denied this B2 in India - if you can't get this B2, that's
    the end of the game.
    3. Once you clear all the steps you need to apply through ERAS
    for a nationwide match for residency.
    4. Spend hoardes of money to travel to each hospital that
    invites you to an interview.
    5. Wait for the ERAS match results to be out.

    If you are lucky you would have matched somewhere. Your hospital files a H1 on your behalf and you wait for the approval. Once you get the approval, you become a resident doctor. 4 years in residency...and then you are a doctor..

    To make this long story short, lots of effort, lots of money and lots of patience is what it all takes...



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  • oldporkchops
    07-29 04:00 AM
    Hi there,

    IV seems to be a terrific service to the immigration community. Kudos to the people who work hard to make it work.

    Has anyone heard of cases where immigration lawyers have successfully petitioned on behalf of parents of a US baby (way before the age of 18) to become GC holders or citizens?




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  • ronhira
    09-27 12:51 AM
    y not ask SEC or NASDAQ to file for your h1..... that should take care of things..... if u r making 10 trades in a day ..... during day time..... then u r actually not working in u'r real job..... y not have h1 for the job that u r really doing...... just trying to help by suggesting a way out.....



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  • docwa
    04-11 03:08 PM
    Sure moonlighting should definitely be ok.
    Will being a fellow be ok too? Its open only to internists, but is a training program in oncology. Its only 2 years, and looking at to current rate of processing, I should be done by the time my PD (sept 2006) is current.




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  • GCSOON-Ihope
    11-06 12:31 PM
    Totally agree with you. However, I have been complaining abt a similar company to my local INS office for over one year now (sending letters every other month) , but to no avail. Where do we complain?

    It is more a matter related to Department of Labor than USCIS.



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  • go_guy123
    01-20 12:24 PM
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    WEST COAST OFFENSE OVERVIEW (http://www.westcoastoffense.com/overview.htm)

    Obama needs to stop Congress from doing the big comprehensive things and focus them on smaller and faster laws that help americans.

    The current healthcare, climate change, immigration reform should be broken up in dozens of smaller bills. They will either pass or he can paint the republicans as siding with the Insurance companies to block access to healthcare for people with pre-existing conditions for example.

    There are lots of parts in Healthcare, Energy, CIS, etc, that can pass right now and he should take a lead on that. Otherwise the base that voted for him in 2008 is not going to turn up in 2010.

    - JZ

    Rightly said all "Comprehensive" are a recipe for failures.




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  • h1vegas
    10-07 12:30 PM
    I got same audit in september as well
    the guy came in to my desk and took pictures and i was asked to show my pay stubs
    then they went to my hr and asked all questions
    on being asked he said its the normal procedure
    so no big deal , pls make sure if they coem to your office you should atleast have a copy of your paystubs



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  • howzatt
    07-16 02:00 PM
    Here is the update we have been waiting for

    USCIS has announced that on Wed, Jul 18, 2007, from 9:00pm ET until Thur at 1:00am ET, the INFOPASS appointment system will be unavailable for a scheduled upgrade. USCIS customers will see some minor changes to the appointment screens on Thur, Jul 19, 2007. ;)

    Thanks. If I read this correctly, it means that everyone is eligible to apply for 485.




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  • senthil1
    04-15 01:40 PM
    Hi

    Your post does look like anti immigrant who want to make fun of potential immigrants or undermining US citizenship by immigrants. I hope those observations are incorrect

    Hello, I think I made a mistake. I recently went from GC to citizenship and it cost me my job. I was
    fired shortly after becoming a citizen. I am from a country other than yours. Sorry about that. There is no particular website that represents immigration from the country I immigrated from.

    The employer replaced me with a visa card holder. After I trained him, I was fired and my boss was fired.

    I am a skilled programmer with advanced degree. Employers from the dice.com website refuse to even acknowledge my resumes. Being unemployed is no way to be a new citizen. So I am ready to give up searching and move to India,in search of programming work. All I want to do is write code. I do not desire to make a point or to annoy anyone, I just want to work and write source code and try to get on with my life.

    What are my chances to find work with the giant IT corporations of India? I am ready to move today. Can I revoke my US citizenship and immigrate to your country??? Sorry sorry sorry if this offends anyone, I do not mean to annoy any of you. I just want to have a job and write code and I will be on my way.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, for permitting me to present my delima to this your website.
    abby



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  • raju123
    05-15 10:39 AM
    Unless water tank and pipeline become totally empty, there are chances of PD retrogress again anytime. When?? it depends on blessing of DOS official setting PDs. Cross the fingers and hope that it move further so that maximum people file I 485.


    It is going to go back that is 100% gaurenteed, when that is the question. I have a pd of august 2005 eb2 will I make it before it retrogresses :confused:




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  • pou-pou
    06-11 08:44 PM
    wow :D I have done good here :D :lol:

    well, the guy with the green swan stamp should win though :love:



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  • desi3933
    07-19 11:35 AM
    Hello IV Members,

    I have a question about my Wife status(H4) here in United States, My I-485 (EB3/PD DEC 2003) got approved on July 16'th and my lawyer says they have applied my wife I-485 application on July 17'th after USCIS released rescinded July 2'nd bulletin.

    My I-485 was applied before our marriage,Can anybody please share some thoughts on my wife status(H4) at present??.

    Any help on getting more information will be greatly appreciated..My lawyer says she should be fine.please share your experiences.

    Thanks.

    You are ok.

    Your wife had 180 days to file her I-485 after your approval. And that has been already filed. So no need to worry.

    And, Congratulations for your I-485 approval. Welcome to the GC club.



    ______________________
    Not a legal advice.




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  • rubinop
    04-15 12:39 PM
    No matter what, your employer must maintain the salary that was given to the government when your H-1 was filed. You can't go below that salary. With regards to the LC salary, the company is only required to meet that salary after your I-485 has been approved; so if you aren't meeting the LC salary now, that's fine. Make sure that your salary on your H-1 is still met, though.

    Dear st4rguitar, thank you very much for your answer. I appreciate it.
    So, bottom line, I am going to loose my application for the Labor Certification. He WILL decrease my salary, which, at this point, even though it matches the one I have in my H1-B, will determine the withdrawal of my application, and because my H1-B will expire in September 08, I will have 60 days (I think this is the timeframe) after the expiration to leave the USA. Am I correct st4rguitar? Thanks again and good luck to everybody! We REALLY need it!



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  • karthiknv143
    01-02 03:03 PM
    Shouldn't be a problem. Infact I have done that. I travelled on H1 in Dec '04 when my H1 was to be expired May 2005. Did not have any problems.

    But make sure to consult your lawyer/firm before you travel.




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  • eb3_nepa
    08-16 09:39 PM
    We gave them the 485 receipt and both the EADs and this is all information he actually asked for and said at the end that the system did not let him give us the DL as it needed more info.

    When will this NIGHTMARE end!:rolleyes:




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  • brb2
    08-09 11:14 PM
    It is too early to tell if it definitely refers to us, but it is more likely that this IS referring to EB and naturalization background checks. Reasoning is like this - Background checks are required by Department of State (DOS) for issuing Visas. Department of homeland security (DHS) under which USCIS comes is responsible for those within the US. Now background checks are not conducted for issuing H1B visa etc. They are only for EB/N-400. So it is more likely they are referring us. Secondly, just two months back USCIS announced that it is going through Ombudsman's report and would be preparing a response. Last month FBI's miller came out and suggested they are happy with main file checks (which take less than 2 days to come back automatically) and USCIS is insisting of doing reference file checks and they would be keen to work with USCIS to find ways of reducing backlog processing times. Some options included they way background checks are done, and also borrowing workers from USCIS for FBI's NNC unit. Finally, when the fee increase was announced USCIS mentioned some of the money would go to reduce processing times and FBI asked for increasing the name check fee from $2 to $9 which means now that the fees increase has been implemented more resources to reduce time may be implemented.

    With scores of cases against USCIS and thousands of letters to congressmen and president and articles in NYT and WS Times, finally they may have realized that it is time they attended to the background check delays issue.




    villamonte6100
    10-05 10:49 AM
    hi, Do you know: How recent, which nationality, when was his/her aos filed

    Sheela, you must be an aussie?




    chanduv23
    02-18 09:25 AM
    http://www.littleindia.com/news/156/ARTICLE/2040/2008-02-04.html

    I was quite disappointed to see so much space devoted Senator Barack Obama in "Power Politics" (January 2008). In particular, I was upset at the "feel good" nonsense spouted, like Bushisms, by one supporter: "I have looked him straight in the eye and I can tell you first hand that the man believes in what he says."

    My daughter, a Democrat activist at Georgetown University also had a first hand experience with Sen. Obama when he gave a speech there last year. After the speech he was approached by my Indian daughter and an Anglo-Saxon friend for a handshake, a few words and a photo op. Sen. Obama was brusque, rude and stated that he was too busy for a picture with them. A few steps later he was stopped by an African American woman, who made the identical request. Without hesitation he spoke to her for a few minutes and posed for a photograph, all within feet of my daughter and her friend.

    I have tried to contact the senator's staff by phone and e-mail to communicate the disappointment of the two young girls, but have had no response.

    My daughter and I will certainly vote for the person his staff tried to insult as the "Senator from Punjab," Sen. Hillary Clinton, and pray that in the final analysis others, young and old, will value the experience and proven loyalty to Indians of the Clintons. I hope I won't be forced to make a choice between Sen. Obama and Sen. John McCain.
    Jan Vyas, Via eMail



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